In 22 seconds, a reason why to smile even if your feet are killin' you!

 This is a drawing a did about a billion years ago, which I think I should create as a pithy funny women card and post in my VanityGallery on Etsy!

I've sold a titch over 12,000 cards from my site but for certain, I think it's key to have new art!  The Vanity Reflection in this one is to smile, try one's best to be toxically positive, no matter what one has to do!

I'm almost always just that, toxically positive!  Being positive can be like being an athlete!  It's a mindset and needs to be practiced!  Practice, practice, practice!

Once I create this image as a card and decide what I'll make the inside text, I'll post here - so I hope you'll come back!

Love, Peace & Chicken Grease and thanks for stopping by!

Co!!ene

FOOD NOISE - Please shut up!

Well, until lunch!  PS, What's for dinner!

With no false modesty, I confess this is my own, new favorite card!  I swear to Lawd's sake, food is always on my mind!  How many calories does this have, how healthy is that, what is the sodium content here, if I eat this now, & skip a meal, do I save the calories?!

Oprah named it as food noise! There's even a book called Food Noise.  I've had fluffin' food noise in my head forever! I would love to mindlessly and guilt-free dig into a big bowl of ice cream -  with chocolate sauce and whipped cream and just indulge and enjoy. I'm not even talking on a regular basis but just once in a while!   I can't. I'm forever calculating calories!  No matter my weight, since I was in my 20s, I've always thought it was 5 pounds too many!  Oye!

I'm tall, slim in appearance and have eaten the same way since my 20s, which is likely why I haven't gained weight in a way women do at a certain age but boy would I love the noise to SHUT UP!  

As always, I look at this with my sense of humor!  Humor and the perfect lipstick color, red of course, will get you through anything!

Do ya' hear me?  Anyone else have endless food noise roaming in their brain?!

 

Yes! You are fabulous allllllll time time!

 Yes - You are!

That's my lil' ol message for the day! Why not reflect on how fabulous you are!

With no false modesty, this is one of my own personal favorite cards!  I simply love my Vanity Case's enthusiasm!  She's in my Etsy shop HERE.

And I'd love it if you visited my pithy funny women cards at VanityGallery on Etsy -- And if you purchase so much as a single card and message me from Etsy, very easy to do, that you saw this Fab'log, I'll include another card of your choice --  no charge!  Why?  Because you're fabulous and should be rewarded a lil' ol' perk for supporting this artist!

Do you do it everyday??? Every single day?

There is not a day that I don't do it!  I'm talking about accessorizing!  Whether I'm going out, staying in, feeling great, have a cold, going to see lotsa' people, will see nobody, there's not a day that goes by that I don't accessorize!

I feel like that little or lot of decoration is like seasoning on plain food; it gives flavor!  I actually tend to create a theme everyday and because I have far more jewelry, mostly costume, but there's real in there to, it's easy to come up with themes.  And by finding much in thrift stores, vintage shops, garage sales, Good Will, etc., hopefully I reflect you don't have to spend a million to look like a million!  I'm actually more likely to brag about my finds as soooooo much of the time, I find goodies for under $10!

Since my VanityCases characters in my VanityCasesGreeting cards are an extension of moi, much of the humor is about accessorizing...oh, and good hair, lipstick, shoes, etc!  I hope you'll come take a look aby clicking on the links provided!    

http://www.vanitygallery.etsy.com

 

Bug Off! How to write & sell funny greeting cards - like Bug Off!

 Okay, I'm still fairly new to creating my YoutTubeChannel and I am having a hoot!  It's just like creating the cards, a creative outlet- for which I only wish I had more hours in the day to devote!

I'm hopefully giving you creative insight to how I come up with Vanity Cases card ideas!  I don't think I'm speaking for myself, based on having sold 10,000+ card sales from my VanityGallery on etsy, that vanity can be sanity!  

When we look good, we feel good and when we feel good, we do good!  R'eye'eeeeeet?!

That being said, there is so much humor that emerges for me in creating cards for which Vanity is rhe nucleus of the humor!  I invited you to watch the video, perhaps like and subscribe and I also invite any ideas you may want me to build on!  

This self-confessed Accessory Addict layers accessories around the neck

Oh yes!  I went there in the day time!  I layered three or four chains and necklaces and I thought the result was quite smashing!  

If you can layer clothes, why not accessories?!  And here's the deal, I wore my "triple play" fancy-schmancy necklaces with a simple fitted  black T-shirt [from Target and of which I have 4), under my simple black J.Crew jacket.  What can I say, the J.Crew jackets work for me in that they are the blank canvas I need to "paint" my accessory styling!

The necklaces are a vintage diamondy' chocker from my Mother in law, and I imagine from the 40s because the stones are glass and the clasp has a vintage closure with a safety chain .  I kept it in a jewelry box for years and recently thought, WHY?  What am I waiting for to be fancy!  Why not make an effort to be fabulously fancy everyday!?  

In addition to the vintage piece, I wrapped a silver diamond cut, Cuban link chain wrapped twice around and which I used in a previous incarnation connecting two crystal circle pins on two lapels.  And while it might be hard to see, I added a "gold like" rope 16 inch chain to this triple play necklace layering. I will forever like the blending of gold and silver -

And it's almost always a race to my elbows with bracelets and bangles everyday that of course have to "sing along" with whatever my accessory theme is for the given day.  This largish' cuff was is a fab' steal from a Jersey boardwalk shop and dare I brag, less than or about ten dollars!  I combined with vintage Monet snake chain bracelet and a slim gold cuff, given to me by my Mom a millionty years ago which always shines like a million dollars after I brush / refresh it with a little toothpaste.  Yes.  Toothpaste fore me shines my gold, my white gold and platinum.  

Most of the characters in my Vanity Cases funny women greeting cards are over accessorized and I still don't know, are they me or am I them.  I just know a day without accessories is ....crickets chirping...somethings are simply unimaginable!   
 

Some people need coffee, I need lipstick!

It's the switch that turns a face on!

It's color, not caffeine that I need!  Lipstick is not only the switch that turns my face on, it's the component that makes me, ME!  And when it comes to lipstick, in my lil' ol' opinion, red is the only color.  It truly gives me life!  I think red lipstick is to the face, what pearls are to a black dress; always classic and always works!

Since I overdraw my lip line, putting on lipstick is my first creative endeavor of the day and once it's on, the pop of color motivates me to move forward with a raised eyebrow and a smile to see what lies ahead.  I have found a way to keep my red on from first application in the early morning until the end of a long day, with only a slight topcoat touch up. 

I start with an outline with a red pencil, fill in with Maybelline ink in a shade of red of course and when that dries, I tap on a little of Maybelline Vinyl, which is also a long lasting stain -- that stays shiny for hours!  When I touch up, I usually tap on a little classic Revlon Love That Red. Oh, and I sometimes use the Love that Red as blush smudging a touch on to the cheeks.  What's not to love about a product that does so much for the outside and therefore the inside!

Over the years I've become known for my signature red lipstick and truly never so much as step outside the house without it on! I suppose I'm a red lipstick addict!  As a result, I often create Lipstick Life Lines," in my funny women greeting card humor!

It is my belief truly anyone can wear red as long as they "own" it and find the shade that suits them.  It's very empowering and completes any face transforming it with a puncuation of a timeless and classic style that truly works with any outfit!  

Think about it; who wouldn't look fab' with a face ensemble of red lipstick, sunglasses, and perhaps a bit of powder.  Oh and the lipstick can also be used as blush with a wee smudge on the cheeks.  

So while some people may need coffee to start their day for me it's red lipstick that gives me energy and a certain fabulous quotient!

On another note, if you'd like to see the lipstick shade I use check out my latest tiktok at @collenekennedyfab 

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