I've been writing best-selling woman-to-woman Vanity Cases greeting cards for years. This fab'log spot allows me to post my endless vanity humor reflections and observations as fast as they come into my head and outta' my pen or pencil and on to my sketch pads!
Thursday, February 12, 2026
Wear more accessories...
Tuesday, June 10, 2025
I accessorize therefore I am fabulous...
Yes, YOU are!
Accessories are they key to life! Well, if not the actual key to life, they are invaluable to me taking almost any outfit from blah-to-Tah' Dahhhhh'!
To me each day starts with brushing teeth, popping contacts in, putting make-up on, dressing and most importantly decorating with accessories! The thing about accessories is it gives all of us the ability to be fabulous and to show that decoration is a celebration of feeling fabulation'! I just made up that word! *Characters on my funny women cards in my EtsyVanityGallery make up lots of words!
When working with children they are endlessly fascinated with my accessories because everyday I would have an accessory theme. The task was to guess the theme! It could be let's say a Chinese theme when wearing my jade necklace that had the Chinese character of "Love," along with a very distinct and oversized Chinese Dragon low hanging necklace and then of course I layered a few more necklaces and every single day remains a race-to-the-elbow with bangles and bracelets!
Along with red lipstick, my accessories complete me. Yup, just like the movie line, "You complete me," I say that accessories complete me!
And here's the funny thing, I never change my earrings, always pearls and I can wear the same outfit for days but it's the accessories that are the seasoning to the fashion meal!
Do you "season" your outfit with accessories?!
And of course many of my characters on my funny women Vanity Cases cards, including the Accessory Queen, Iris Apfel reflect my appreciation for the fabulous decoration! Click on over and see! FREE card with any order, even for a single card, if you say you saw this Fab'log!
http://www.vanitygallery.etsy.com
Friday, March 14, 2025
Do you do it everyday??? Every single day?
There is not a day that I don't do it! I'm talking about accessorizing! Whether I'm going out, staying in, feeling great, have a cold, going to see lotsa' people, will see nobody, there's not a day that goes by that I don't accessorize!
I feel like that little or lot of decoration is like seasoning on plain food; it gives flavor! I actually tend to create a theme everyday and because I have far more jewelry, mostly costume, but there's real in there to, it's easy to come up with themes. And by finding much in thrift stores, vintage shops, garage sales, Good Will, etc., hopefully I reflect you don't have to spend a million to look like a million! I'm actually more likely to brag about my finds as soooooo much of the time, I find goodies for under $10!
Since my VanityCases characters in my VanityCasesGreeting cards are an extension of moi, much of the humor is about accessorizing...oh, and good hair, lipstick, shoes, etc! I hope you'll come take a look aby clicking on the links provided!
http://www.vanitygallery.etsy.com
Tuesday, May 14, 2024
This self-confessed Accessory Addict layers accessories around the neck
And it's almost always a race to my elbows with bracelets and bangles everyday that of course have to "sing along" with whatever my accessory theme is for the given day. This largish' cuff was is a fab' steal from a Jersey boardwalk shop and dare I brag, less than or about ten dollars! I combined with vintage Monet snake chain bracelet and a slim gold cuff, given to me by my Mom a millionty years ago which always shines like a million dollars after I brush / refresh it with a little toothpaste. Yes. Toothpaste fore me shines my gold, my white gold and platinum.
Most of the characters in my Vanity Cases funny women greeting cards are over accessorized and I still don't know, are they me or am I them. I just know a day without accessories is ....crickets chirping...somethings are simply unimaginable!






