Showing posts with label women humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label women humor. Show all posts

Thursday, September 13, 2018

Audrey Hepburn said...


I do agree with what Audrey Hepburn, who I see as an icon of perfect inner and outward style said, but it's hard to argue that a lil' lipstick couldn't hurt - anyone!  

I worship at the alter of red lipstick and truly believe, it's like a button that turns a face "on!"  And further to that, I'm certain almost every woman, at every age can wear red lipstick!  Honey, I see it as more than a color and in many ways a state-of-mind!  It says, "Hello, I'm here!"

And while Miss Hepburn is right about the smile factor, which should be a resting stance for any face, I'm a believer in making extra effort to step-up one's appearance game!  Like the my characters believe in all my Women Humor greeting cards, Vanity can be one's sanity!  

Do you wear red lipstick?????

To see more Vanity Observations: VanityCasesFabbityCharacters!

Friday, October 28, 2016

I hate when botox wears off... Funny Botox Birthday card and thoughts on "toxing!"

I hate when my botox wears off...Because then people will know when I don't like them... (Well, only some people!)

Vanity observation:  If you sprayed your forehead with "extra, extra hold hairspray, would it have the same effect as botox?  Just a Vanity thought!

Anywho, I'm busy as a bee creating funny women humor cards for my VanityGallery available to purchase by mail or by instant download!  How great is that?  You purchase the card then zippity-zip, the file is emailed to your computer and you follow easy, lemon-squeezy directions to print and you have the card in your hands in mere moments!

Anyway... would jot down more but I'm going to check and see if I have any extra hold hairspray!

Until the next post,
Air Kisses and Accessory wishes!


Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Have a Happy Pluckin' Day!

"Pluck it" with Style!

Ima' says, "Just as wearing a fabulous heel can change the way you stand and carry yourself and the perfect shade of lipstick can illuminate your smile -- pluckin' the perfect brow can change the personality of your face!

Yes Dollies, a few tiny eyelash-length hairs removed, shaped, tweaked and /or plucked can make a big change the landscape of your fab' face in mere moments! 

It's your face, so forget what others think and just "Pluck em!" What's the worst that can happen?  If you make them to thin, fill them in!  So go out and have a little pluckin' fun!"

Vanity Reflection of the Day by Ima Fabulous.

***If you would like to see this image as a GREETING CARD, click GREETING CARD.  

Monday, June 2, 2014

One's Standards may be low ... but....

Eve says that one's standards may be low, but one still has to live up to them!  

Live it up!   This Vanity Case is part of what I call my Vanity Reality Series as Even is based on a real person!

This character was based on someone I knew who always, but always wore a turban, dressed in starched, pressed and creased PJs all day and always wore very, very white kids!  She reminded me of Edie Beale of Grey Gardens, who I would learn about years later, but at the time, I just thought she was nifty, eccentric and too fabulous!

But she also reflected, one has to create their own personal standards and then live up to em!

Three cheers for Eve!

Air kisses until the next Vanity Reflection!

PS... Sooooo sorry I've been remiss with adding new images and pithy observations!  Will do my best to pick up the pace and consistency!  I blame it all on my two divine kiddos with whom I find myself picking up after, working on homework and school projects, playing with and/ or just getting a kick outta' most of the time!

Friday, March 22, 2013

Free fab postcard!

Luuuuve this quote!
I saw this quote on a middle school wall and the image of this pondering Vanity Case seemed to work.  For me, it has become the uplifting Vanity way of saying, it's the challenging times where you really find your strength and your fabulousness quotient!  I've posted as a print in my Etsy VanityGallery as a framed print and will offer as a free post card on Freebie Friday on March 22nd!!  
Hope you enjoy!  Collene

Click the image below and it will enlarge and you can print and cut out the postcard.  Or you can click and slide to your desktop to print!  It's a 5x7 image on the center of an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper

Monday, July 16, 2012


 






















Why get mad when one can get more fabulous!  That's what my character Tiffanee says and I think she's quite right!

Almost no matter what it is, getting more fab  is the way to go rather than getting mad at a person or situation.  And getting fab' can mean different things to different people.  It might mean get more introspective and it might just mean, getting on a fabulous outfit! 

Tiffanee here, celebrates and meditates on being fab' from the inside out or the outside in...Ohhhhmmmmm~


Sunday, February 13, 2011

Always but always wear Red Polish...


Click n' Print or drag to desktop n' print!
This is a fun free item you can print & drop off to a friend on Valentines Day or any day because aren't we always looking for ways to share what's good for the "sole!"
**By-the-by, I created as a 5x7 measurement.  If you enjoy, please feel free to share the link with a friend!  I'll be posting more fab' freebies very soon!  Until then, Air Kisses/ C

Friday, January 7, 2011

If life were fair... A design option...


 
Honey if life were fair...
men would have varicose veins &
know what it's like to wear a thong!
Oy!  Happy Birthday!

I'm often trying to update or as I say, freshen up my cards design style without straying from my very clean look.  I like to let the image and words breath so I don't fill up with too much design.  Accessories yes, too much design; no.   I thought I'd try a bit of coordinating striping.  Hhhhhmmm.  

To see more cards click on by my on-line store and it DOES NOT cost a cent to click on a card, read and give it a few stars if you like it but it does wonders for my lil' ol' ego!
Until then, air kisses!

Never underestimate the power of a pink feather boa!