I'm just asking ....

 

I'm just asking if you'll subscribe to my Youtue Channel!

I am building a YoutubeChannel Collene Kennedy, where I share plent of Vanity Observations, and Vanity Reflections that evolve into my Vanity Cases Women Humor Greeting cards!

If I can get a few new subscriptions, I hope to be adding some more free downloadables!

Now I don't want to sound like I'm begging, but Plllleeeeeease click my Youtube Channel Link and Subscribe.  Ok, I guess I don't mind begging!  

Also, if you come to my Etsy Vanity Gallery and purchase even a single card and say you came from my Fab'log or Youtube channel, I'll GIVE YOU A CARD WITH NO CHARGE!

As always, thank you for stopping by!

Collene

A Halloween Ghost DIY - will take maybe 2 minutes!

 Booooo!

I do this every single year and make countless ghosts!  I end up giving so many to the Trick or Treaters!  I love putting a little Dollar Store (well, the dollar twenty five store), little votives underneath -  which shows in the video!

It would mean so much to me if you come on by my YouTube Channel: Collene Kennedy and subscribe!  Sometimes it's a bit about the card business and sometimes it's, Funny Lessons from Greeting Cards!" I never really know what I'm going to post but for certain, it's going to be pithy - like my Funny Women Cards, which can be found here:  TheVanityGallery on Etsy!

Toodles and thanks for stopping by -

Take a Chance! Live life on the edge!

Have you had a "Dry Clean only moment!?"

Have you had the time when something was expected of you but you went your own way?  Every time I see a Dry Clean Only label I think, I'm gonna' take a chance and wash an item my way! I'm going to do something unexpected and break out of what's expected! 

Who knew a life lesson according to Funny Women Greeting cards!   I recently posted this on my YOUTUBE COLLENEKENNEDY CHANNEl, and hope you'll do a lil' something not expected of you but still fabulous!  And don't make me beg, but I would sure luuuuuve it if you subscribed to my channel!

To see more pithy women greeting cards, I hope you'll visit my VanityGallery on Etsy!

Thank you for stopping by!

Please step away from the cookie dough...or not!

I truly believe it's vital to keep chilled cookie dough in the fridge!  I believe a wee teaspoon can be the perfect RX for a variety of situations, challenges and occasions!  I mean really, how many calories can a teaspoon ...or two be?!

This card was posted as one of my Funny Women Humor cards in my VanityGallery on Etsy and the inside said, "It's only another birthday - You'll get through it," or something like that!  I retired it for now and may have to post it in there again because I truly believe in the power of a lil' cookie dough for almost anything that ales or BUGs you!

Please come on by to my Youtube Channel Collene Kennedy, & I would luuuuve it if you subscribed!

Are you an accessory addict?!

 Confessions of an accessory addict!

Yes.  I'm an accessory addict as seen in my Youtube Channel video - where I'd love you to subscribe!

After I brush my teeth, wash my face, put my make up on, it's all about the accessories!  I also confess, I'm a "uniform" dresser.  I find basic colors, combos and fits and at first glance, sans accessories, look like I'm wearing the same thing everyday.  It's my accessories that are like the salad dressing that can change the flavor of every outfit! A day without accessories to me is like.....uhm...well....Somethings are simply unimaginable!

My Vanity Cases Characters on my Women Humor Greeting cards, entitled Vanity Cases, are the same way and through the magic of my pen, alllllllways have accessories on! 

Air kisses an accessory wishes for a fabulous day! 

The Norma Desmond Dress Code

Do you have a personal dress code?

I live by what I call the Norma Desmond Dress Code as I share on my YouTubeChannel!  I'm always ready for my close up!  What I mean by that, I invest energy every single day in my appearance because frankly, brushed hair, blushed cheeks and naturally a lil' lipstick and of course red, can effect your mood, tude' and the confidence you exude!

It is my belief that the credo of my Vanity Cases characters on my funny women greeting cards have it right, "Who cares how you feel on the inside, as long as you look fabulous on the outside?!

I would just love it if you subscribe to my YouTube Channel, Collene Kennedy, where I offer Vanity Reflections, Vanity Observations and Lipstick Life Lines inspired by my Vanity Cases greeting cards!  Who knew you could learn life lessons through greeting cards?!  (I did!)

 

If I could tell my 20-year old self anything...

 If I could tell my 20--year old anything it would be wear the bikini and dance around the house or on the beach in it!  Amazing how in our youth we can't see how fabulous we are!  I say appreciate what ya' got now no matter the age and stage because in a few years you'll be nostalgic for what you had and/or have!

Although, I do confess, while the boobs and butt aren't in the same place past a certain age, neither is the brain and it's the brain that makes us fabulous!  Okay, it's the brain, good accessories and the perfect lipstick color!  Who says we can't be deep and fabulous!?  

If you enjoy funny women humor I hope you'll take a look at my cards here on Etsy: VanityGallery

And I would just love it if you came by my YOUTUBE channel, Collene Kennedy and subscribe as I'm always posting Vanity Observations as inspired by creating my Vanity Cases greeting cards!

It's alllllll how you look at things!

I truly believe ...

it's true that the most fabulous people don't have the best of everything, they make the best of everything they have!  

Do you believe this?  It's really how you look at things - isn't it?!  This is a quick check in -  but come on back tomo' and I'll have another Vanity Observation.

Who knew one could learn life lessons through Funny Women Greeting cards!

I sure hope you'll come by my YOUTUBE Channel, Collene Kennedy, where I share the stories behind cards and different Vanity Observations inspired by my Vanity Cases characters and subscribe!  

 

How to fold a hoody...in a fabulous way!

 I call this hoody origami!

Hoodies and sweatshirts can be such clumps of fabric and take up way too much storage space! So I know this very off topic for me, but here's a fabulous way to fold them!

Maybe it's not so way off!  The characters on my funny women cards, (see here: VanityGallery), believe everything should be done with a little flare ... and so do I, so why not adding a fab' way to fold hoodie?!

I hope you'll come on over to my Youtube Channel and subscribe!   It's full of funny stories behind cards of which I've sold over 10,000 on Etsy and al kinds of Vanity Observations, Vanty Reflections and Lipstick Life Lines!  Come on....ya' know you want to?  Right?  R'eye'eeeeeeet!

The Septmber Re-Start!

 September Reboot!

 September isn't just a time when school starts, it's also like the second New Year of the current year!  It's a great time to reboot, recharge & re-evaluate goals!  I shared this on my YOUTUBE channel which I would luuuuuuve you to subscribe to!

My Channel:  Collene Kennedy,  will offer all kinds of Vanity Observations, Lipstick Life Lines and the story behind cards!

Age and Alternate Facts!

How cool to receive my own card for my recent birthday -

 never mind the number - not important!  The text was inspired by headlines a few years ago & I still find it true!  Although, saying I'm 39 is no longer plausible!  I'm still fabulous just no longer passing for 39 ...or so!  I have no issue with my age, I just don't want to be put in a box so I find leaving it blurry works best for me!

I would love it if you came over to my YouTube Channel, Collene kennedy and subscribe!  It reveals my different Vanity Reflections, how I come up with card ideas, stories behind cards and much more!  

Come on over and see more of my funny women cards here:  TheVantyGallery on Etsy.

If you purchase even a single card and say you come from my Fab'log, I'll include a card of your choice - no charge!  

 

Off topic! How to fold a towel!

Why not make the most mundane things we have to do, a lil' more fabulous?!

I luuuuuuve folding things and am always looking for a new fangled way to make my item compact.  I may post some more of my folding videos...however, hopefully Husband won't be walking in the background as he did with this one!  

Come on over and follow/ subscribe to my YOUTUBE CHANNEL  Between my card humor, vanity observations and towel folding, ya' never know what will be on there!

 

Never, but never give up on "sole searching!"

 

Whether you wear heels or flats or live in sneakers, I am certain a shoe can change the way you carry yourself, stand tall and look at things!  

To see some of my women humor cards with shoes as the subject, come on over to TheVanityGallery.Etsy.com

Also, if you purchase even a single card & message me that you found out about my Etsy Store from my Fab'log, I'll send you a freebie on meebie!

Air kisses and accessory wishes until the next time -

A day without accessories....

This may be a manic lookin' reflection of moi - but this is how I feel at the thought of a day without accessories!   For me it's brush teeth, contact lenses, make up & Dear Gad, accessories!  

Every day it's a race to the elbow with brackets, a couple of short, stacked necklaces and always a long one with an interesting object or perhaps two long ones!  And yes, this is true no matter the season!  

For me, a day without accessories, is like a day without wine... again, some things are simply unimaginable!

*Actually, it's summer, so I keep the glass of wine (or two) to the weekends - It's a calorie count thing for me!

I'm forever creating my funny women greeting cards which are here:  The Vanity Gallery

and I also invite you to come on by my youtube, Channel, Collene Kennedy, where I offer insights to the back stories of cards and once a week I'm trying to offer an interesting free downloadable art item!

Air kissed and accessory wishes until the next time -

 

Just because it's raining...

 I did this a long ago & I still believe what my character is saying!  

I am a toxically positive thinker!  I'm truly always looking for the sunny side of a situation or what can I learn from it.  But I'm also a realist so combine the two elements and you get a Pragmatic Optimist!  Yup, that's me!  I see what is real but I try to see how to see the best of whatever it is! 

And rain????  I started carrying a red umbrella when I lived in New York a millionty years ago and have continued ever since.  Because it is true, that even thought it's raining, if you carry a red umbrella, it will do wonders for the look of your complexion!

It seems I may have to turn this into one of my Funny Women Greeting cards and add to my VanityGallery on Etsy!

Also, I sure hope you'll visit my YoutTube Channel Collene Kennedy and subscribe if you get a lil' kick outta' the content ...which will be ever evolving!

Freebie Friday ! ! !

It's Freebie from "Me-eeeeebie!"

I'm offering a download of one of my own personal favorite planner pages!

Mostly of course I create women humor greeting cards for my Etsy Vanity Gallery, but out of necessity I've created planner pages because as much as we're in the electronic age, in the morning, I do need my paper and pen list!  

Please either message me a collenekenedy@gmail or leave a comment here if you have any trouble downloading!  

Also, I sure would luuuuuve it if you took a moment to "like" my Youtube channel, simply named, Collene Kennedy, or to be more needy, if you would subscribe!  this is my year of the side hustles and I plan my Youtube channel to be one of such hustles!  

And as always, a question; do you make a list of things you need to do everyday?  I call mine my "Attack List!"

Until my next entry -  Air kisses and accessory wishes!

CLICK HERE for Planner Page, a very fabulous planner page!

 

 

Do you do it? Do you do it everyday? I do it every single day!

 

I do it every single day!

To me, the key to happiness is being kind, making your bed every day and always but always wearing accessories!  (And red lipstick doesn't hurt!)

This is moi, but it's also the philosophy of my Vanity Cases greeting cards that are full of vanity reflections with humor that is more pithy than punch line!  Come give a look at VanityGalleryonEtsy!

Of if you would like to see how my creative process works, come on over to my Youtube Channel, simply named Collene Kennedy!

Until my next post air kisses and accessory wishes!

Good accessories open alllllll doors!

 A lil' video sharing what I believe about accessories!

But then again, I'm an accessory addict!  

Hmmmmm.  I wonder if I should turn this Vanity Case, inspired by Edith Head, into a Funny Women Greeting card and post in my Etsy Vanity Gallery!  If I can think of something for her to say on the cover of a card and inside, I'll post here!

In the meantime, I would love it if you would like to see how the creative process works or some of my Vanity Observations by clicking on over to my Youtube channel (collene kennedy) and give a look!  It's ever evolving but I'm having a hoot creating!

Air kisses & accessory wishes & thank you so much for stopping by!

Isn't this the truth?

 Fabulous birds of a feather flock together - true dat'!

The older I get, the more I realize, I don't want drama, but rather fabulous people, a fat free brownie and the perfect lipstick color!  Right?  For this reason, it's a gewd' idea to surround one's self with people that bring out the best in each other.  And when you find those people, friends, that bring out your fabulousity, celebrate em'!  

Make someone feel fabulous and the return is YOU feel fabulous!  

Who is fabulous anyway?  To me, it's someone who makes you feel special whether you're decorated with accessories and red lipstick (as I always am), or you have a simple esthetic.  I also think being fabulous has to do with authenticity combined with an invisible spark - a spark of energy that's hard to explain!  And when you know you have that spark, it's knowing how to shine it where it needs shining.  Sometimes, that means, shining it on ourselves!  

When people make you feel good about yourself, you want to hold em' tight but for Lawd's sake, most importantly make yourself feel special!  Celebrate yourself even if it's just with a daily chant of, "I'm fab', I know it & in my way, I show it!  

Really, that's the core of who my Vanity Cases characters are on my Vanity Cases greeting cards - I hope you'll come take a look!

Thanks for stopping by!

 I just wanted to take a moment to thank y'all' for stopping by my Fab'log aka my Fabulous Log!  

I'm forever creating my funny women humor greeting cards and trying to keep up with posting them in my Etsy Vanity Gallery.  I would luuuuuve to know how many of you have found this Fab'log; was it a key word search or a link?!  I would be so dern' grateful if you would take a moment to share with me directly as some of you have at collenekenedy@comcast.net or through leaving a comment below - even if it's anonymously!

I'm doing a lot of summer side-hustles, which is a bit different than my usual summer schedule!  There are two things I luuuuuve!  Art and being creative writing and drawing my funny women greeting cards as well as being with children!  I'm a regular, accessorized Pied Piper! 

I've found a way to balance both this summer and am trying like crazy to revel in any down-time.  But I don't know about you, but I'm not a "down-time" kinda' person so I like always being in a race, even if it's with myself!  That being said, I do my best to find time after I finish workin to meditate each day.  It may at times only be 8 minutes but they can be invaluable!  That fits with what I call being a bleached blonde practicing Buddhist!

I thank you for stopping by and would love to know what or how you came about my Fab'log!! 

collenekenedy@comcast.net   

I hate to say it but some women....

  

 I hate to say it, but some women can be such mean be'otches!  R'eye'eeeeeet?!

Someone recently asked me if I ever had any conflicts at the workplace.  I said, I've usually worked with only women in my previous entertainment/ fashion PR & marketing career.  Then I asked them, have you ever worked with women, a lot of different women?  They said, yes.  I said if that's the case have you ever had conflict with any of the women? My response to their question was a slightly tilted head with one eyebrow up and one eyebrow down and a knowing expression that suggested, I rest my case!  Be'otches abound!

And I added, I play clean & I play fair and as a straight shooter, would deal with issues directly.  I truly believe kindness, red lipstick, humor and accessories are best for dealing with almost anything!  And for me, I see almost everything through the prism of humor!  I no longer deal with be'otches but those in my "rear view mirror," lend themselves to my Funny Women Greeting cards - like the one in this post!  There's more HERE/ VanityGallery

And dealing with be'otch women knows no complexion which is why as I'm making an effort to add even more Color Full Vanity Cases characters to my selection of greeting cards, and recently created a new one based on an existing well selling card!

My goal is to have many more Fabulous African American Vanity Cases in my shop on Etsy.  I just need to find a button that will give me 15 more minute in every day???  Don't we all!

Have you ever had to deal with a Be'otch?!

To post a comment you may have to do so anonymously - I welcome!

A Card is Born - Where ideas come from -

 Soooo, one of the things I'm often asked is where do I come up with ideas for my Funny Women Cards that I sell in my Etsy VanityGallery.  Wellllll, this video will give you a little insight!  

This character, who I will be naming shortly, will be featured on some of my upcoming cards.  She's a  woman worn by the elements of her life and she wears it all with pride!  I was scrolling TikTok (where I also have funny Vanity Observations at CollenekennedyFab) and this real life person kept popping up on my FYP.

I simply loved her fab, slightly worn vibe and translated into a character.  Her hair is very large and I suspect a badge of vanity to her.  I had to doodle her the moment I saw her.  As for what she's saying, this is one of those times that the drawing came and the text came at the same time!  

What would you do if life gave you lemons?  As an eternally optimistic person, I'm always making lemonade with them, but I confess I rather like the suggestion of my character!  How bout' you?

Oh, bonus, if you purchase even a single card from my VanityGallery on Etsy and message me you discovered my cards on my Fab'log, I'll include a freebie card to you - of your choice of my 200 cards posted in my store!

Thanks for stopping by -

Cankles - Simply Cankles

 My cards are my therapy!  Really.  While I try to always go forward with kindness and humor, at times "things" just have to come out in my women humor Vanity Cases cards.  I think this one speaks for itself!

Hmmmm.  Should I translate this into a card and post in my VanityGallery on Etsy?!  I'd love if you came & took a look at my 200 cards in my shop!  And tell you what, if you purchase even a single card, I'll give you a bonus card, on me!  You just have to message me you found my cards via my Fab'log!  Easy enough...right?  R'eye'eeeeeeet!  

Lipstick on your teeth - will a friend tell you?!

A good friend tells you if you have lipstick on your teeth and more importantly, if it's the right color for you!

I truly believe this and it inspired one of my consistently well selling cards - that's over ten years old!  This is just another real life situation that lends itself to ideas for my funny women greeting cards!  I keep thinking I should put together a short, lil' book entitled Lipstick Life Lines because I truly believe the secret of life comes down to lipstick!  I have no doubt we can save the world, one lipstick application at a time because when a woman is wearing the perfect color; she can rule the world!

And of course the Vanity Cases characters on my cards in my Vanity Gallery on Etsy, all are wearing lipstick and as a lipstick addict, I almost always have them in red!  

I truly can't even think of starting my day until my overlined lips are drawn and filled in with one of my billions of shades or red.  For me, it's the switch that turns my face on -  do you feel that way?!

VANITY GALLERY on Etsy -

Come on by and see my cards and if you say you came from this blog, I'll include a free card in any order; even if you order a single card!

I accessorize therefore I am fabulous...

 Yes, YOU are!

Accessories are they key to life!  Well, if not the actual key to life, they are invaluable to me taking almost any outfit from blah-to-Tah' Dahhhhh'!  

To me each day starts with brushing teeth, popping contacts in, putting make-up on, dressing and most importantly decorating with accessories!  The thing about accessories is it gives all of us the ability to be fabulous and to show that decoration is a celebration of feeling fabulation'!  I just made up that word!  *Characters on my funny women cards in my EtsyVanityGallery make up lots of words!

When working with children they are endlessly fascinated with my accessories because everyday I would have an accessory theme.  The task was to guess the theme! It could be let's say a Chinese theme when wearing my jade necklace that had the Chinese character of "Love," along with a very distinct and oversized Chinese Dragon low hanging necklace and then of course I layered a few more necklaces and every single day remains a race-to-the-elbow with bangles and bracelets!  

Along with red lipstick, my accessories complete me. Yup, just like the movie line, "You complete me," I say that accessories complete me!

And here's the funny thing, I never change my earrings, always pearls and I can wear the same outfit for days but it's the accessories that are the seasoning to the fashion meal!  

Do you "season" your outfit with accessories?!

And of course many of my characters on my funny women Vanity Cases cards, including the Accessory Queen, Iris Apfel reflect my appreciation for the fabulous decoration!  Click on over and see!  FREE  card with any order, even for a single card, if you say you saw this Fab'log! 

http://www.vanitygallery.etsy.com