How I create text for cards... It's all about my girlfriends!

Honey, if life was fair, men would have varicose veins... 

and know what it's like to wear a thong!  

Oy!  Happy Birthday!

Whenever I'm creating a greeting card for licensing consideration or for my on-line store, I don't think BIG!  What I mean is that instead of trying to guess what will appeal to a millionty people, try to reflect what would I send to a my girlfriends, sisters or my Mom and a more diverse group there could not be!  And what do ya' know, those are usually the cards that work best!  Would you send this card?  Would love it if ya' left a comment here, on facebook or private message moi!  Thanks!